kfcrage:

WAIT STOP THE DRAMA

I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET

[I HAD TO

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Let me make this as...

Monosyllabic as possible.
Welcome aboard, ladies and gents, I'm Amelia, Captain of the beautiful RLS Legacy, however, Captain will suffice. I'm sure the name may ring a bell or two, aye? If not, then by all means, allow me to further introduce myself. I'm a previous Naval officer and I've served in numerous battles, all of which leaving me with countless unprepossessing scars. Of course each scar holds an elaborate story, though I'll spare you the vivid details, I doubt you're interested. Any who, a bit more about my personal life? Well, I rarely discuss private details- one can never be too skeptical- but I suppose informing you now will save me much effort during future introductions. I'm often referred to as a caustic, no-nonsense sort of woman. Sarcasm and snide remarks seem to be a habitual tendency of mine. However sharp my tongue may be towards others, I positively refuse to tolerate disrespect of any kind when directed at myself. Hypocritical as that may sound, dominance is in my nature, you see. Now, make your way to my good side and I can be an absolute charm! Also, contrary to popular belief, I'm by no means romantically involved with Doctor Delbert Doppler. He and I have gone our separate ways and I'm now...with someone else. You'll find out soon enough. Any who, that's enough of my rambling for now- if you have any questions please feel free to contact me! I don't bite. -Hard. *Winks*

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